Mike Parker's Seattle Seahawks Extended Profile

Who am I?

Just another freak in the freak kingdom...too weird to live, too rare to die.


chaos, film, insanity, journalism, laughter, music, observing the steady declination of Most Things, philosophy, photography, sports, writing


Didn't I just do this?!


Bigots, liars, racists, Steeler fans

I would like to ...

survive the zombie apocalypse

Main Skills

i'm the guy in the room who says the thing everyone else is thinking but too afraid to say it

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